9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
when you get into a fight with your mom and your dad doesn’t take your side
So people can read the stories they’ve forgotten about…
First it was funny THEN IT WAS PAINFUL.